Riddle Me, Diddle Me

[PrimaryLotusUser]

Ok, this area hasn't seen much activity the bar should be getting more active soon. This post should be thought of a Comedy Club of sorts. I'll go first just to warm up.

(this joke has two parts, and the first answer is connected to the final answer)
Why do ducks have flat feet?

Why do elephants have flat feet?

Good Luck

[ivan8970]

hmmm....cuz theyre wait pushes dem down?idk i got nothin